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Adam likes tacos and playing board games. Sam kicks my ass at Xbox. Call it wasting time. Call it immature. You're just jealous cuz it rocks. For sure. He's the perfect guy for a girl like me. How much perfecter could a girlfriend be? Play a game, eat some food, Then make out when we're in the mood. It's as simple as Peas in a peapod. We fit like Legos. We like our candy deep-fried. We're like Bill and… Ted. Beavis and… Butthead. I'm the Bonnie to his… Who? …Clyde. She's the perfect girl for a guy like me. How much more perfect could a boyfriend be? Play a game, eat some food, Then make out when we're in the mood. It's as simple as that. It's as simple as…